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Dinky
Posts : 16 Join date : 2011-04-01
| Subject: Jokes thread Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:27 am | |
| I bet you never knew this!!
I never knew this either.
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - Where do they go?
Wonder no more!!!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Then they kick him in the ice hole.
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. | |
| | | scorpion 42
Posts : 3 Join date : 2011-04-11 Age : 84 Location : London / Kent
| Subject: I bet you neverknew this Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:27 am | |
| And here's me thinking, that you were referring to you know who from pocuk but never mind, as he kind of deserves it, the back stabber. | |
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